“Dancing With the Stars” recaplet (Ep. 7.11): Will Sir Dancealot dance another day?


Going into last night’s elimination round, Lance and Lacey were in the bottom two (in terms of judges’ scores) with resident rabid granny Cloris Leachman. Were viewer votes enough to spare Team Gay from the humiliating Final Dance for another week?

Click on through if you want to know…

Lance is safe. Which pretty much confirms my belief all along that Lance could come out onstage and poo on a Ritz cracker to the tune of "Tiny Bubbles" and his built-in teengirl fanbase would save him from any harm. I think he’ll be pretty much clear through the finals, but what do I know.

Brian Setzer

Last night we also had a performance by the Brian Setzer Orchestra and more of those creepy talented dancing kids, and a "dancing through the ages" sequence that ended on the note that in the future we will all look like Japanese girls and move like robots. Sounds like a plan!

In 2003, Brian launched the world's first website devoted to horror film from a gay perspective (CampBlood.org), mining an untapped (and occasionally unintentional) source of entertainment and bringing together a huge and colorful population of gay horror fans and filmmakers. When he's not pulling skeletons out of closets, Brian writes reviews for horror megasite Bloody-Disgusting.com, general film site Freezedriedmovies.com, and can be found on the ever-informative RottenTomatoes.com. Brian is also a filmmaker, having produced, written, and directed two shorts (the dark romantic comedy An Apple a Day and the eerie suspense piece Two Story House) that have played at film festivals worldwide and left audiences generally uneasy. A born-and-bred Midwesterner, Brian studied Mass Media and Film at the Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C. (I know – crazy, right?) before fleeing the district for the warm and occasionally stinky shores of NYC. Brian is a proud member of the Online Film Critics Society, loving husband to illustrator Andy Swist, and benevolent overlord of their two cats.