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Davey Wavey Compares Monogamy To Riding The Same Ride At Disneyland Over And Over

"Why would you do that to yourself? There's all these other really cool rides you could ride on."

Davey Wavey's attempt at enlightening his viewers on his open relationship became an unexpected diatribe against monogamy in a lengthy 4-minute video rant from the viral muscle-blogger.

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Assumptively asserting that most of us have never met nor know anyone in an open relationship, Wavey sets out to destroy a stigma that I was unawares was so much a thing anymore.

"It's kind of like how maybe 50 years ago if I said to you 'Do you know any gay people?' and you'd probably say 'No, I don't,' when of course in reality your uncle is gay or this person is gay and they're just not out of the closet because there's so much stigma," he explains.

Then Wavey announces that fear not, you do know someone in an open relationship and his name is Davey Wavey.

His first question for his monogamous friends, he says, is "Why? Why would you do that to yourself?" (Technically two questions, but I digress.)

"To me it's like going to Disneyland and being like 'Alright, I'm just going to ride this one ride over and over and over again.' And like yeah, of course you could totally do that but why would you do that to yourself? There's all these other really cool rides you could ride on."

To Wavey's credit, he admits he knows he'll be destroyed in the comments, so at least there's a level of self-awareness.

"We live in a world where there are millions and millions - billions! - of beautiful penises and vaginas and boobs and genitals of all shapes and sizes," Wavey concludes. "Do you really want to deprive yourselves of all that wonderfulness?"

Watch the video below.

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