David Arquette Strips To Underwear, Lap Dances For Adam Lambert

Well hello David. Photo Credit: Twitter

Who would’ve thought Adam Lambert was such a Never Been Kissed fan? An early birthday celebration over the weekend led to a quite a lap dance from none other than Josie Grossie’s big brother, Mr. David Arquette. The actor stripped all the way down to his (surprisingly sexy) skivvies for Adam, who appeared to be having a blast (I’m sure the bevy of top/pants-less ACTUAL dancers surrounding him helped)- no Eight-Legged Freaks in sight (so many puns right now!).

Between the sexy Scream-themed striptease and being a Unity Award recipient at a We are Family charity gala this Thursday, the almost-31-year old Lambert is having quite the birthday week – werk!

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