World renowned gay photographer David LaChapelle got behind the lens to create this stunning image for America's favorite narcissists, the Kardashian family.  While their ratings may have suffered earlier in the year, public interest in the curvaceous cadre has been on the rise due to Kim's very public relationship with rapper Kanye West, as featured in the imminently jokey "Bound 2" video.

LaChapelle, on the other hand, serves up some tastefully ecstasy induced hypercolor Illuminati realness for his artistically complex and noisily composed christmas card. What this shoot has to do with a joyeux noël, we may never know.  But we are living for it anyway!

Below, check out some close-ups and the full panorama:

(For the expanded photo, click over here.)

h/t: Eonline, Jezebel