'Daily Show' Demands Heterosexuals Be Banned From Military
In the wake of the David Petraeus scandal, and we can't even try to explain it and all the new characters so please just look at this amazing flowchart done by the fine folks over at Gawker, The Daily Show has figured out the best way to make sure something like this never happens again -- ban heterosexuals from the military.
As Senior Military Analyst John Oliver explains, "It was probably a mistake to let them in in the first place."
So watch above to see what our military should look like, taken of course from the classic war film 300.
Looks hot.
