Deadpool Wants To Give You His "Super Penis" For Valentine's Day
The line starts behind us, thanks.
We already know Deadpool is packing an impressive piece under that red suit, but in honor of Valentine's Day, he'd like to reveal exactly what he's working with.
"With Valentine's Day fast approaching, I though you and I could maybe, you know, f***," a suited-up Ryan Reynolds says in a new spot for MTV. "Sure, I know what you're thinking. 'He sounds real sexy, but what's under that suit?'"
"Just imagine the body of Ryan Reynolds with the face of Ryan Reynolds' inbred cousin who caught fire in a bizarre marshmallow-roasting accident."
"But to compensate for that, what else?" he asks.
"Super penis."
Help. I'm weak.
