Deandra The New Girl Talks Pooping & Bacon: 9 Questions
The second season of one of our very favorite web series, "The Most Popular Girls in School," premieres this Tuesday, March 5, at 9:00 AM PDT, so we took some time to chat with the stars of the show and have them answer our nine questions. Today, we have our favorite new girl and armless bitch, Deandra.
Check it out below, and come back here this week and next to see more interviews leading up to the premiere.
And if you have yet to see the first season of this hysterical series, get here now and watch.
-Who do you stalk on Facebook and Twitter?
Well, I haven't really been able to use the computer that much lately, on account of me having my arms ripped off. But before that, I used to spend a lot of time on Mario Batagli's Twitter.
-Marry, Fu*k, Kill: Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
First of all, I would fu*k the shit out of Joseph Gordon-Levitt because I fuc*ing love the movie Angels in the Outfield. Then I would marry Ryan Gosling because he seems like the kind of guy who keeps some high class bathroom facilities in his home. Then I would kill Channing Tatum, because I feel like he would judge a girl for the amount of times that she poops in a day, and I'm just not really all about that. Also, I do not care for the movie Coach Carter. If you ask me, anybody involved in the movie Coach Carter can die. And that includes you, Samuel L. Jackson, especially you, Samuel L. Jackson. (I've had a longstanding feud with Samuel L. Jackson for quite a while, but that's neither here nor there.)
-Best drunk text you have either sent or received?
Apparently, shortly after I arrived at Overland Park, there was a party at some girls' house that I don't know that I wasn't invited to. I don't know the details. All I know is that I received a text at 1:30 in the morning from Mackenzie Zales, quoting The Art of War by Sun Tzu. I printed out the text. It totaled 14 pages in length. Not gonna lie, though, it was a pretty good read.
-What do you always lie about?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my allegiances. It's kind of why I got my arms ripped off.
-What is your favorite Ke$ha song and why?
"Die Young." Because I have, on more than one occasion, been convinced that a particularly intense bout of pooping was going to lead to that exact fate for me.
-North Dakota or South Dakota?
Fuck North Dakota. North Dakota knows why.
-After five drinks I ________
Always want to listen to the song "Regulators" by Nate Dogg & Warren G.
-Who is your favorite Gossip Girl?
Real Talk: I've never seen an episode. But what I have seen is every episode of a show called United States of Bacon. It's a show where this fat guy named Todd Fisher goes all over America eating shit-tons of bacon and bacon-related products. Oh, it is glorious. Far more interesting plotlines than Gossip Girl. I'm a big fan. I would fuck Todd Fisher even before I would fuck Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That's how much I love the television show, United States of Bacon. Ugh, I am so hungry. Are we almost done here?
-Who should have been prom queen?
Um, the girl that had her arms ripped off, duh! I had to learn to drive using my toes, and all I got for my efforts was a dumb ribbon that said "Second Runner Up" that wouldn't stay on because I don't have any limbs connected to my shoulders. I call BS. Never would have happened in Atchison. I'm out.