Straight Guys Have Made It So Easy For This Lesbian Comic To Impress Her Girlfriend

"I just show her basic human decency and she loses her mind."

Out comic DeAnne Smith takes straight men to task in a clip from the CBC’s Winnipeg Comedy Festival: Truth Bomb.

Smith’s been dating a woman who previously only dated dudes, and reveals how little she has to do to impress her new love: “I just show her basic human decency and she loses her mind,” Deanne says. “Straight guys, I don’t know what you’ve been doing until now, but it’s clearly not enough.”

She also throws in a handy bedroom tip: “Guys, as much as you’re going down on your lady right now, double it, triple it. you’re welcome. That’s all you need to know.”
 

 

Trish Bendix is a Los Angeles-based writer.
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