Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin makes a cameo in the latest installment of Gay of Thrones.In the clip, a which also includes a sly nod to Princess Bride, Martin is seen reading about fierce GoT recapper Jonathan Van Ness to a petulant grandchild.

As the tale starts Jonathan is about to kiss his assistant (Jeffrey Self) when the boy interrupts. "Grandpa, grandpa, I thought this was a story about a Game of Thrones recap show, with an LGBT perspective," he whines. "I don't want to hear about kissing!"

"I didn't know my grandson was homophobic," replies Martin cheekily.

Of course this is a Game of Thrones recap fantasy sequence, so someone is killed before the video is over.

"What happens next?" asks the boy.

"Get off my back, you're gonna grow up to be King Joffrey!" barks Grandpa Martin "These things take time to write, they're 1,500 pages long—some people can't even read them," he adds before throwing the book on the bed and storming out.

By the old gods, we can't believe we have to wait a year for more Gay of Thrones.