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Every once in awhile we need to stop and reflect on a very eventful week. This strikes me as one of those weeks.

Here are 10 Twitter gays who parse everything from Alec Baldwin's idiocy to DOMA's super-idiocy in under 140 characters. I snuck some non-topical Twitter commentary in there too, for balance's sake.

Nick Stadler tries his best to understand Alec Baldwin and, by default, ourselves.

I searched craigslist personals for "feet in ass" and got no results. I don't know where Alec Baldwin gets his info about what queens dig.

— Nick Stadler (@Nickadoo) June 29, 2013

"Maybe WE'RE the weirdos." - a thought that's maybe, just maybe, dawning on bigots today — Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) June 26, 2013

Chris Schleicher's home is thankfully un-broken.

I'm glad my parents didn't divorce because I feel so nervous when performers make two sides of the audience compete to make the most noise. — Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) July 2, 2013

Why is it Under *the* Dome? There could be other domes.

— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) July 2, 2013

Dave Holmes diplomatically approaches those pro-DOMA mouthbreathers.

DOMA teeth-gnashers, consider this: there are children alive right now who will grow up to be gay AND save themselves for marriage.

— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) June 26, 2013

Oh good they're playing Velvet Underground and Nico at Chipotle. — billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 2, 2013

Yours truly believes that New Yorker cover is sponsored by the letters "F" and "U."

Bert and Ernie are on the New Yorker's gay marriage cover. Yawn. Show me Bert and Ernie on Adam4Adam praying for a threeway with Guy Smiley. — Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 29, 2013

I had a nightmare once that Cameron Diaz was cast as Miss Hannigan in a remake of Annie, so I guess we can call this dream casting. — Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) June 27, 2013

Conner Habib learned a lot this Pride. And he's ready to learn more.

I think I've gathered enough data this Pride to say: there is no such thing as too much sex. Although just to be TOTALLY sure... — Conner Habib (@ConnerHabib) July 1, 2013

Finally, Carey O'Donnell tells us how Lindsay Lohan, 27 today, is keeping sane.

"You're wrong!"-Lindsay Lohan standing on the window sill behind a curtain after her roommate wishes her a happy birthday

— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) July 2, 2013