Be The Martha Stewart Of Big D*cks With This D.I.Y. Bulge Enhancer

New year, new you, right?

We can’t all be blessed with a big dick and lots of money, but neither of those need to be a problem thanks to this video offering a crafty solution to enhancing your member.

For anyone slightly insecure about the size of their package, Super Deluxe posted a video offering a do-it-yourself solution to give your bulge—and your confidence—a little boost. And best of all, it won’t cost more than the price of a banana.


Using hunky Callen David as a strapping model who is sad to have a flat crotch under his jeans, the video simply suggests some fabric and a hot glue gun can create the perfect pouch to store fruit, giving the illusion of a massive member.

The old ’90s joke “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” has never been so literal, but remember that there are other options to ensure you’re getting the exact proportions you’re looking for.

“Pro tip,” Super Deluxe suggests, “If you don’t have any bananas laying around, this also works well with baked beans.” So what are you waiting for? Get to work, boys!

Adam Salandra is a writer, performer and host in Los Angeles. When he's not covering the latest in pop culture, you can find him playing with his French Bulldog puppy or hovering over the table of food at any social gathering.