Donald Trump Is Against Gay Marriage

Donald Trump continued to boost his large fan base today by proving to be as open and welcoming and loving a man as we all know he is. The Donald went on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show to chat about gay marriage and Snooki. Because, obvi, they go hand-in-hand.

“Donald, go on the record,” said Stern. “You’re for gay marriage.”

Errrr… “Well, I’m not,” replied the Trumpster.

“It’s never been an argument that’s discussed with me very much,” Trump continued. Um, ok? “People know it’s not my thing one way or another.

And then the conversation naturally shifted to Donald pointing out that Snooki said he should be president.

Oh, well, as long as that is true then what else matters, really?