- Downton Abbey season three photos. Yayyyy. That bitch Edith is in them. Boooo.
- Kris Humphries denies having herpes. This poor fuc*ing kid.
- Shawn Ashmore from X Men got married. We had always assumed he was gay. Sorry Shawwn, and congrats.
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- Michael Keaton got a job! And yes, we hate ourselves for linking to Deadline twice today.