There are far, far too many of these "Sh*t" videos, we are well aware. But this, this is something different. This, my friends, is a  Downton Abbey "Sh*t" video.

Watch almost five minutes of the Dowager Countess, played by international legend Maggie Smith, deliver some of the greatest quips ever uttered. That expression that someone is so amusing we would watch them read the phone book? It certainly applies to Ms. Smith.

Enjoy.

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