Rabid Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly claimed last week that "Santa just is white!", setting off a media shitstorm of biblical proportions. Kelly later claimed she was just speaking "tongue-in-cheek" to point out liberal America's race-baiting strategies.

While this all was great fodder for our favorite political satirists Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, what we were really waiting for was a response from someone a little bit more...fabulous?

Preeminent "beautyshop quartet" The Kinsey Sicks came through with the delightfully "I'm Dreaming of a White Santa."

How long will it take for Fox  to blame homosexuals for escalating the War On Christmas? We give it 12 days.

h/t: AccidentalBear