Okay, I really need to find a husband. Oh, not for the love and security—so we can get married by Latrice Motherfucking Royale! A lucky couple in upstate New York got hitched by the large-and-in-charge diva, who revealed it was her first marriage ceremony: “What a life changing experience. Officiating the wedding yesterday truly opened my eyes to beautiful and magical side of life,” Big Mama Royale posted. “I’m honored that I was able to be apart of it. I wish the newlyweds many years of total bliss!”
You may now tell the bride to sop it up!