Got something in your eye there, Janice?

Red carpets were made for fake hair, painted lips, high heels, sassy poses and attitude. In other words, they were made for Johnny Weir. But also, it's sometimes fun to see some ladies -- real ones, fake ones and otherwise -- strutting it on the scarlet low-pile. (And yes, Scarlet Low-Pile is my new drag name, thanks.)

I'm getting a bit deranged in my posting of NewNowNext Awards show stuff on here, but the madness is hurling your way tomorrow night,Thursday, June 17th on Logo, with the official red-carpet pre-show premiering at 9:30pm. Along with the delicious RuPaul's Drag Race & RuPaul's Drag U star Jujubee, we'll even be serving up fashion commentary on who's wearing what. Look out for my shiny jacket!

Til then, check out these pics of the gowns and glamazons of the big show. We got Niecy Nash, Kat Von D, Snooki, Aisha Tyler and more Drag Race queens than you can even deal with.

Yes, Jujubee and I are gonna serve you fashion commentary during the NewNowNext Awards pre-show tomorrow night. See -- that's my fashion face!!!! Nice, eh? Er, um....

Oh well. Just enjoy many many many many more pics after the jump!

Mystique Summers Madison

Mystique is my girl! BBW's 4-evaahhhhhh!

Ongina

Check out those nails! I'd tip my hat to those any day...

Shontelle

Shontelle is looking "Impossibly" fresh, don'tcha think? And her performance on the show is pretty major, too.

Aisha Tyler

Aisha is one funny, fierce-looking broad. Even if the eye makeup is a little, er... light?

Tyra Sanchez

It's nice that Tyra Sanchez keeps it natural and low-key on the runway...

Snooki

Maybe it's all the drag queens present, but doesn't Snooki look a little alarmingly tasteful tonight?

Paula Abdul

Paula is serving us straight-up pretty, tonight. Attagirl!

Shangela Laquifa Wadley

The Debutantess of the South is serving slinky, y'all.

The Ladies of The Real L Word

Okay, I totally don't know who's-who among this crew of celesbians-to-be but they are bringing major butch/femme realness. Well done, kids!

Raven

She's so Raven. And a little bit o' Cher. And she's got an escort, like a REAL lady. Take that, people.

Little Boots

Little Boots, Big Glamour.

Kelly Osbourne

I'm loooooooooving Kelly Osbourne's looks these days. She's like a hipster/rock miniature Julie Christie. With lavender/silver hair.

Tammie Brown

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Miss Tammie Brown can do no wrong. Ever. Even when she's getting spooky. Love it. Live for it.

Tatianna

Yes, Tatianna is the pretty one. Get over it! Appreciate her!!!

Kat Von D

Covered in ink, but not much else, LA Ink tattoo artist, Kat Von D presented rock realness at the NewNowNext Awards.

Jujubee

Jujubee worked it alongside her man-candy escort for the night. (No, that ain't her boyfriend. But he's sweet anyway...)

Morgan McMichaels

Morgan McMichaels did bring her boyfriend along, though. Awwwwwwwwwwww...

Candis Cayne

Candis Cayne will be featured on "Drop Dead Diva" this season. And you can see why.

Michelle Collins

Brink of Fame Comic nominee Michelle Collins flew straight in from Paradise Island on her invisible jet for this gig.

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra is a symphony in pigeon-toed beige ferocity.

Agnes

Why are Swedish folks always so effortlessly gorgeous. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad, Agnes. Consider yourself released.

Niecy Nash

Show host Niecy Nash proves that black (lace) IS beautiful.

And all the queens from RuPaul's Drag Race!

AND, let's wrap this up with a group shot. Say "Bite Me, Santino!"

And speaking of queens, if tomorrow's NewNowNext Awards don't satisfy your need to see these lovely ladies, check out Logo's new series this summer (premiering Monday, July 19th), RuPaul's Drag U.