Dude Wipes Want To Keep You Clean In One Very Important Place

Take it to the hole.

Every sexually-active gay man knows the importance of keeping your bottom fresh as a daisy, but who would have thought we could turn to straight men for the perfect solution?

Dude Wipes are flushable, bio-degradable, “dude-sized” wipes for guys, and never has a product so aggresively marketed for straight guys been so perfect for gay men.

The product’s ad finds a dad stuck at his son’s school bathroom without toilet paper when another guy bursts in and lists all the bro-tastic reasons for carrying a pack of Dude Wipes on you at all times.

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“Is your butt a crudely built bird house?” the “dude” in the commercial asks. “Then why are you sanding it with toilet paper?” A fair point.

The wipes are made with aloe and Vitamin E and some of the proceeds go to colon cancer charities.

“Stop being a dick to your ass” and check out the ad for Dude Wipes below.

Adam Salandra is a writer, performer and host in Los Angeles. When he's not covering the latest in pop culture, you can find him playing with his French Bulldog puppy or hovering over the table of food at any social gathering.