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"Eating Out" Isn't the Only Way to Celebrate Valentine's Day, So Snack On a Few Videos!

Valentine's Day is coming. Or as I like to say, "Happy Singles Awareness Day!" It’s okay. I am celebrating it too this year. For all of you that are not, congratulations! (Hmph.)

Even if you don’t have a sweetheart, there are still a lot of things you can do. Personally, I make sure that I have my candy covered. If you know that you don't have a Valentine, it is a good idea to start whining to Mom about it. Mom is the person most likely to feel bad for you and buy you some sugary compensation. I usually get my best friend as a back-up plan; a well coordinated candy swap is the best way not to be left out of the Valentine’s Day frenzy.

And if a sugar rush isn’t your thing, you can fill the void with something a bit crunchier. Some videos perhaps?

#1 – "The Creep" - SNL’s The Lonely Island and Nicki Minaj

The Lonely Island and Nicki Minaj have a new video called “The Creep”. Andy Samberg and the boys look quite dapper in their nerd outfits with their hair all slicked down. Seeing Andy Samberg as a marionette made me erupt with laughter, and Nicki takes her clowning to the max in this video. I can’t believe the boys didn’t spot her creeping into the locker room with bleach-blonde hair and a bright pink hair piece. Sneaky!

#2 – Movie/Song: "Romeo and Juliet" & "Kissing You"

Baz Luhrmann's "R & J" with Leo and Claire is an oldie but goody. After all, true love is timeless. If you're still waiting for your knight in shining armor or ravishing angel, then L & C will tweak your senses with lots of passionate kissing and yearning dialogue. Put the chocolate box down before you watch, or it will definitely be gone by the time this one is through. And face it; “Romeo and Juliet” is as romantic as it gets – these two were willing to die for their love, but I advise you keep it all in perspective. These days a decent kiss should suffice.

#3 – t.A.T.u. - "Not Gonna Get Us"

Remember t.A.T.u.“Anatomy of t.A.T.u.” revealed that the group members weren't really queer. It’s fine. I don’t mind having the wool pulled over my eyes if it has a positive end result (as this song does). All is forgiven. And maybe this Valentine's day LGBT’s can be empowered by this popular oldie about fighting against the odds, and get a little chuckle about the fact that t.A.T.u. got caught “faking the funk”.

#4 – Movie: "Gnomeo and Juliet"

How perfect! This Valentine's day wouldn't you enjoy watching gnomes act out the story of Romeo and Juliet on the big screen? I love me some James McAvoy, so whatever animated creature they put his face on is bound to be sexy. And Elton John has done the music for this movie; might that entice you? I don’t have a gnome fetish I swear…

#5 – Jonny McGovern ("Lookin' Cute/Feelin’ Cute")

Just because you don’t have a Valentine this year doesn’t mean you should leave the house a mess. This “V-Day” get dressed to Jonny McGovern’s upbeat classic “Lookin' Cute/Feelin' Cute!” You'll laugh. You'll feel good. And, who doesn’t want to see half naked boys dancing around. And you never know... If you listen carefully and take his advice, you might just have a Valentine by the end of the day.

#6 – Movie - "Eating Out: All You Can Eat"

Believe it or not, the people in Eating Out: All You Can Eat are way sillier than the title. The action starts in a funeral scene where one of the main characters, Tiffany Vandersloot, sings her own version of the popular spiritual "Kum ba yah." But her version," Cum-ba-yah" (ahem) is a lot racier. And I won’t even embellish on the fact that if looks could kill this movie would be the video from “The Ring.” It's a hot body bonanza! If you like gay make-out scenes and wild break-up sex this movie is for you…

#7 – Big Time Rush - "Boyfriend"

I don't have the Bieber fever, but I'm feeling like I am in for a Big Time Rush. These “Hunk-a-liscious” boys will really get you going with their new song “Boyfriend." I have seen too many *N SYNC and Backstreet Boy wannabe’s that can’t hang, so I was delighted to stumble upon a group that could get my blood moving and hold a note. So, if you can’t find a boyfriend, Big Time Rush wants the job. Sit back and imagine that they are singing to you. It’s amazing…

Now, I'm gonna get back to my chocolates, thanks.

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