After taking a brief look at the Kardashian Christmas Extravaganza ("I've been staring at it all day. I have still not found Waldo.") Ellen reveals her own Holiday card.

Riffing on Kanye West's already-jokey "Bound 2" video, Ellen's card features some same-sex loving over a sunset backdrop with her wife Portia de Rossi.  But, "it's really only funny if you've seen the video," claims DeGeneres.

Ellen DeGeneres just won Christmas.  We can all stop trying now.  She has been declared the winner.  See you all next year.