It's safe to say there were zero professional vocalists in the audience at the Ellen Degeneres Show this week, but you know who was there? A 65-year-old woman named Sandra Collier; a woman you're going to wish was your best friend.

Collier stole the spotlight this week when Ellen asked her audience to sing the lyrics to Madonna's "Into the Groove". Nobody seems to know the words to the song, but that's ok, because Collier's visual performance didn't even need words to become the highlight of the segment.

Ellen calls Collier to congratulate her on stealing the show below, and invites her on a future episode to sing along to Jessie J's "Bang Bang". Cross your fingers for a surprise celebrity duet!