But turns out Ellen's just yankin' our legs and Classic Joke Wednesdays will be moved to Fridays in this, Ellen's 12th season. Nick is so happy he responds the only way he knows how.

Meanwhile, I'm not fooled. That's no hot gardener. That's one of the Cream Pies, that foursome of collegiate cuties who sent in a video to the hostess with the mostest professing their love for her. And Nick the Gardener was the hottest, and dare I say the creamiest, of the Cream Pies.