Emile Hirsch Showed Everyone His Penis
[caption id="attachment_82085" align="alignnone" width="607"] Here's Emile earlier this year, possibly looking for a place to pee. Photo Credit: Getty Images[/caption]
Whoopsies!
Emile Hirsch was enjoying some booze at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night, and, like so many of us who stop outside for a quick smoke, could not hold it until he got back into the bar. So Emile went pee pee in what he thought was a private area by a cactus...
And that is when those pesky paparazzi popped up out of nowhere.
So this, children, is why we always hold our pee until we are in a bathroom.
We don't want to show everyone our penis like poor Emile did.