Emile Hirsch Showed Everyone His Penis

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Here’s Emile earlier this year, possibly looking for a place to pee. Photo Credit: Getty Images


Emile Hirsch was enjoying some booze at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night, and, like so many of us who stop outside for a quick smoke, could not hold it until he got back into the bar. So Emile went pee pee in what he thought was a private area by a cactus…

And that is when those pesky paparazzi popped up out of nowhere.

So this, children, is why we always hold our pee until we are in a bathroom.

We don’t want to show everyone our penis like poor Emile did.

See Emile’s bewildered photo here.

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