Taylor Swift stares into your soul, rips out your heart, writes a song about it. (Getty)
The MTV Video Music Awards aired last night, and music celebs came out in full force to celebrate themselves, and the amazing stage antics of the VMAs. I mean, where else are you going to watch Taylor Swift stage dive, amIright? Comedian Kevin Hart hosted, and kept himself in check for the most part — unlike past rancorous host Russell Brand, who stayed far, far away from his ex Katy Perry, sitting in the front row. Instead, Perry sat with BFF for life, and terrible life decision maker Rihanna. Check out what she and the rest of the VMAs crew wore below.
Left: Rihanna's onstage performance outfit, in which she dresses like one of Ini Kimozi's backup dancers in "Here Comes the Hotstepper". Right: Rebel Wilson dresses in what she figures everyone at home is probably wearing.
Left: OMG Joe Jonas is all tatted up!? What? That's not Joe Jonas? That's one of the guys from One Direction? Eh. Nevermind. Right: Demi Lovato is like, "who put me up here with this crayz ass lady dressed like she's touched by an angel?
Left: Ezra Miller showed up as his favorite Mariachi band musician. Right: That's okay, because Taylor Swift went as Freddy Krueger.
Left: Oh look, it's Harry Styles. Right: Rihanna looks awesome and cool, and is like, "just wait until you guys all hate me for kissing Chris Brown."
Left: Miley Cyrus channelsTilda Swinton. Right: Jessica Szohr (and her greasy hair) channel Axl Rose.
Rupaul and Taylor Swift have a "white suit-off."
Left: Hey, who let that nerd in? Ah, nevermind, it's Vinnie from "Jersey Shore." Right: Hey, who let those old guys in here? Ah, dang, that's Green Day.
Cutest couple VMA host Kevin Hart and Korean "Gangnam Style" singer PSY.