In what may be one of the saddest, and possibly most profitable, pairing of all time, Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James has just introduced a new collection of wines inspired by her best-selling books. So after the sexual high of reading Grey wears off single folk, and the tears start coming, comfort yourself and deal with the horrible lonliness of your life with one of these delicious bottles of vino.

Carrying the tagline "You Are Mine," which we are sad to report is not a joke, the Fifty Shades of Grey Red Satin and White Silk wines are blended in California, likely by those same folks who agree to go into business making wines for all those Real Housewives entrepreneurs.

James said of the genius collaboration:

Wine plays an important role in "Fifty Shades of Grey," adding to the sensuality that pervades a number of scenes. I've always had a penchant for good wine, so combining two of my passions to blend Red Satin and White Silk was a natural extension of the series.

So guy buy a bottle here, adopt a cat here and get your spinsterhood on friends.