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Forget P90X, It's Prancerise, I Say! (WATCH)

I'm kind of pissed off that this exercise video isn't being done by some sissy queen. I mean, you call your routine "Prancercise," you expect you're gonna see either a horse or a big nelly. Instead it's this hyper-spazz housewife with  St. Vitus Dance and a wicked cameltoe.

Actually according to the site, Prancercise® is "a springy,rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse's gait and is ideally induced by elation."

Or, y'know, a really bad yeast infection.

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