Fortune Feimster is ready to make all your Christmas dreams come true as a jolly lesbian Santa Clause.

On last night's episode of Chealsea Lately, the out comedian donned a red suit and invited Chelsea Handler to hop up on her lap.

Feimster makes a perfectly pervy Clause, demanding that her gay elf let the "big, beautiful-breasted woman" come through, explaining that that's actually not a candy cane in her pocket, and telling Handler, "LesboClause has needs!"

Among the items on Handler's list: A Nutribullet, a good leg for her dog, for people to stop telling her how good Westworld is, and a gay son for Mike Pence.

You can catch more of Feimster on Not Today, Bianca on Logo.