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FOX & Friends Declare 'Downton Abbey' A Threat To Liberalism

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Having gotten bored with ascribing bizarre political importance to the movie The Muppets, Fox News has started ascribing  bizarre political importance to the hit TV series Downton Abbey.

That’s right. Downton Abbey is secretly sapping your liberalism, according to Stuart Varney on “Fox & Friends.” “The general consensus [in America today] is that ‘rich people are evil,” he said. But Downton shows rich people in a positive light – creating jobs, behaving classily, not having human throw pillows, etc.

“It poses a threat to the left, doesn’t it?” he asked, not at all insanely. But who knows, maybe Varney is right. I did always hate serial killers before Dexter, but now I vote for one whenever I can.

Gretchen Carlson earned kudos as a lone voice of reason, skeptical that everyone hates rich people. However, she squandered those kudos by referring to the show as Downtown Abbey. 

I can’t wait to see what benevolent entertainment Fox pounces on next. Are The Smurfs socialist?

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