We’re used to all kind of balderdash coming out of the mouths of Fox News drones, but every now and again they’re just beyond the pale. Today anchor Megyn Kelly and Fox News panelists tear into a Slate piece suggesting we start depicting Santa as a penguin so that millions of non-jolly, non-caucasian kids don’t feel alienated every year.
Below, Kelly remind viewers that Santa is what he is—a white dude. Oh, and so is Jesus.
How dare anyone try to change the appearance of a fictional character popularized by greedy advertisers and the Eurocentric depiction of a Middle-Eastern Jew!
The War on Christmas has reached a new low, people!