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Actresses exploding. What else could you need?

Italian filmmaker Simone Rovellini is on a noble mission: to show you what it looks like when actresses spontaneously combust

Julie Andrews? Vivien Leigh? Ingrid Bergman? They’re all Oscar-winning smithereens now.

It sounds bizarre, and it is, but it’s somehow pleasurable to watch these ladies’ grand cinematic emotion result a full-fledged explosion.

And oh, look: Even Disney princesses are getting into the act:

Surprised Rovellini didn’t use clips from Chinatown or Network, because if you told me Faye Dunaway’s head actually exploded several times, I’d believe you.