Cleavage: NOT coming to a children’s show near you!
Ever feel left out when your friends joke about the latest internet video sensation and you have no idea what they’re talking about? Never have enough time to obsessively catch up on all of your favorite celebrity Twitters? Well that’s why you have us! We’ve rounded up the best of the web to help you stay on top of all that is wetbtastic. No need to thank us.
- No Homo? No Homo!
Nothing says “this isn’t gay” like the word homo in all caps and super blinged out.
So you know how “No Homo” has become really popular in the hip hop and straight boy communities? It’s the simple, get-out-of-sounding-gay card guys use when they say something that might sound, well, gay. Something such as: “Bro, that Ed Hardy shirt really shows off your pecs! No homo!” or “Bro, your skin really glistens after you’ve been pumping iron! No homo!” Stuff like that! Well, the funny guys at The Station made a video spoofing Jason Derulo’s “Ridin’ Solo” titled, what else, “No Homo.” It’s goofy and not the least bit gay at all. It’s just man love at its best! Check out the video here!
An ageless Jared Leto, a busty Katy Perry and Facebook meltdowns after the jump!
- Jared Leto: the original Zoolander.
This looks like the cover of a romance novel. Fabio would be proud.
Some of Jared Leto’s modeling shots from his teenage years have popped up online and there’s only one conclusion that can be made: Jared Leto doesn’t age. No seriously, minus the hair, he looks exactly the same now as he did when these embarrassing test shots were taken. What fountain of youth secrets is he using, and can I get some tips?
- Katy Perry “busts” out on Sesame Street.
The always colorful Katy Perry recently filmed a segment for Sesame Street and sang a parody of her hit “Hot n’ Cold” with the adorable Elmo. The segment leaked online before it was supposed to air, and parents were not too happy with the singers boob-baring outfit. Sesame Street has even pulled the segment as a result. To Katy’s defense…those puppies be huge. The only thing that’s going to cover those babies up is a parka. Should have squeezed her into a Big Bird costume; I doubt any kids watching would have been assaulted by her cleavage had they gone that route.
- Facebook nearly dies; all of humanity suffers for several hours.
Facebook is down? You mean…I actually have to do work today?
People have always joked about what would happen if Facebook went away but have never actually thought it would ever crash or seriously go away. Well, Facebook crashed for a while yesterday and people freaked out. Social media websites other than Facebook (yes, they exist) started blowing up. Facebook actually took to Twitter to warn its users who have Twitter profiles about their offline status. MSNBC then posted this on their Tumblr, and the Today Show then reblogged it. The social media convergence is enough to make your head spin.
