Friday Web Roundup: Mankinis, Kooky Wigs and Self-Mocking Guidettes

• Internet music video premiere of the week: Rihanna’s “Only Girl”

Oh I get it; Rihanna’s hopping around fields and other wide open, nature-y spaces alone because she’s the only girl in the world. How clever. Now somebody explain that red hair to me. I guess since Katy Perry decided to don a blue wig, Rihanna has chosen Sharon Osbourne red? At least she looks hot. And I’m glad they finally released a video; I’ve been playing this song on loop all week long!

Sexy beach photos, Joisey accents and bad weave upkeep after the jump!

I tried to pick the photo that was least offensive to the eyes. This is the best I could do.

• Zach Galifianakis does his best Heidi Klum

You know, not everybody can rock a one piece, and that’s ok. Zach Galifianakis clearly knows this and clearly doesn’t care as you can see in these pictures from his upcoming Vanity Fair photo shoot. Anything for his art I guess. I will say, he is giving great face. Look at him smiling with his eyes! Tyra would be so proud.

Sorry, while trying to come up with a witty caption, I was distracted. And entranced. For five minutes.

• Tom Hardy to get the Batman treatment?

So Joseph Gordon-Levitt isn’t the only Inception actor that’s rumored to be in the next Batman installment. The insanely dreamy Tom Hardy is now rumored to play a lead part in the next Nolan directed Bat film. Now, everybody is assuming that he’s going to play a villain, which I wouldn’t mind. I’d love to see him play an evil criminal who hypnotizes his enemies by pouting his lips. As long as tights are involved, I’ll be happy.

Is it just me or do they sound like Amy Poehler and Mya Rudolph in Bronx Beat?

• Introducing: Flow and Nancy

Snooki and JWoww at least have a good sense of humor about themselves. At least, they think their mockery of themselves is hilarious, as you can see in this new video. Basically, they giggle a lot and go crazy on the Jersey accents. Ok, so it’s a little funny. And the real joke is on all of us, because these ladies are laughing all the way to the bank.

Oh Britney. It’s like her hair is  constant reminder of…those years.

• Weaves,  baldness and greasiness: the true Brit Brit hair true Hollywood story

Ah, Britney Spears and her hair. Who hasn’t had the urge to track her down and wash that mop she carries around? I think Tyra Banks should run in and teach her the basics of good weave upkeep (she’s been doing it for years with the Top Model girls). One day, Brit Brit, you’ll learn. I’ll leave you guys with this: Bossip has collected a bunch of images of Britney’s bad hair throughout the years. It’s pretty scary; you’ve been warned. Check them out here, if you’re up for it.