What an amazing episode of Game of Thrones, right? From Cersei getting smashed on some sweet wine to Tyrion destroying an entire fleet of ships with Ecto-Cooler Hi-C, it was nonstop action.
Sadly this meant less of dirty Daenerys, those Idiots in the North and Robb and his tailgaters. Also, where is our Shadow Queen? We miss her.
To the rankings.
1. House Lannister — Well old man and short man won the battle for the Lannisters, saving us all from the death of Joffrey and a mother and son suicide that would have made Euripides proud. Boo. On the plus side is there anything more fun than a drunk Cersei? She turned from cold queen to chatty sorority sister for a bit there. If only the Kingdom was under siege more.
2. House Baratheon Crazy Priestess Edition — It looks like Stannis lost the battle, though he still seems to be alive. Sadly his brother’s army seems to have joined the Lannisters over the Starks and that ultimately led to his downfall. We are still holding out hope that his priestess mistress is gonna go all Kate Gosselin and shoot out shadows all over the city to get her vengeance.