Those funny little fuc*ers over at College Humor have put together a pretty amazing video explaining just why all you heterosexual men should get on board with same-sex marriage — because we will steal your girlfriends.
Just watch the video above and listen to the many, many ways we have you beat. We can cook, love the theatre, work out nonstop, can’t resist a good theme party and know everyone worth knowing. Also, we want the same kind of threesome your girlfriend wants. Well, kinda.
And don’t even get us started on who has the better fashion sense.
So get behind gay marriage fools, before you end up lonely old men.