“Gay of Thrones” Returns!

Game of Thrones returned Sunday night and, along with our own geniusĀ recaps from Brian Juergens, the only other GoT commentary you can’t miss might just be Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones“, in which hairdresser Jonathan Van Ness breathlessly breaks down all the happenings in Westeros.

Most memorable are his pop culture pet names for various players. Can you match the Game of Thrones character to the following Gay of Thrones nicknames?

Brothel Aaron Carter
Blonde Cher
Christina Aguilera
Baby Barack Obama
Baby Kristen Stewart
Busted Josh Groban
(okay, that’s a gimme)

These videos will help you figure out the rest!

Up first, a recap of last season to get you up to speed…

Next, a recap of Sunday night’s season premiere…