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17 Queer Valentine's Day Cards That Get Right To The Point

"Your beard makes my pants fall down."

What's not to love about Valentine's Day? It's the one day of the year when it's acceptable to make cheesy romance a top priority. Of course, you don't have to beat around the bush—if you want to tell your crush you want to get vertical, there are cards for that, too.

Here are 17 queer Valentine's Day cards to help you express exactly what's in your heart.

11rugbyroad.com

Why beat around the bush? Available through 11RugbyRoad.com

Etsy/ProyectoAlegria

We can be heroes, baby. By ProyectoAlegria.Available through Etsy.

Etsy/WeAreSoKwir

Sometimes it's important to be direct. By WeAreSoWkir. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/CrimsonAndCloverGift

If you know what I mean (and I think you do). By CrimsonAndCloverGift. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/SandMpress

Sweet as can be. By SandMpress. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/JanaDoodles

You're like, really pretty. By JanaDoodles. Available through Etsy.

Zazzle.com

Rawr. Available through Zazzle.

JustWink.com

"So much better than happy." Available through JustWink.com.

Etsy/IndelibleKink

Definitely NSFW when uncensored. By IndelibleKink. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/LissaLooStationery

Ode to Crazy Eyes. By LissaLooStationery. Available through Etsy.

LovePopCards.com

Love in 3D. Available through LovePopCards.com.

Etsy/AprilDayDesigns

Enough said. By AprilDayDesigns. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/PussyPost

"V-day is for vulvas." By PussyPost. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/Felix dEon

So cheesy. By Felix d'Eon. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/ProyectoAlegria

The best crossover ever. By ProyectoAlegria. Available through Etsy.

Etsy/MarcyVamp

For the Steven Universe fan. By MarcyVamp. Available through Etsy.

JustWink.com

Glad we're still horsin' around together. Available through JustWink.com

h/t: BuzzFeed

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