17 Queer Valentine’s Day Cards That Get Right To The Point

"Your beard makes my pants fall down."

What’s not to love about Valentine’s Day? It’s the one day of the year when it’s acceptable to make cheesy romance a top priority. Of course, you don’t have to beat around the bush—if you want to tell your crush you want to get vertical, there are cards for that, too.

Here are 17 queer Valentine’s Day cards to help you express exactly what’s in your heart.

  1. Why beat around the bush? Available through 11RugbyRoad.com

  2. We can be heroes, baby. By ProyectoAlegria.Available through Etsy.

  3. Sometimes it’s important to be direct. By WeAreSoWkir. Available through Etsy.

  4. If you know what I mean (and I think you do). By CrimsonAndCloverGift. Available through Etsy.

  5. Sweet as can be. By SandMpress. Available through Etsy.

  6. You’re like, really pretty. By JanaDoodles. Available through Etsy.

  7. “So much better than happy.” Available through JustWink.com.

  8. Definitely NSFW when uncensored. By IndelibleKink. Available through Etsy.

  9. Ode to Crazy Eyes. By LissaLooStationery. Available through Etsy.

  10. Love in 3D. Available through LovePopCards.com.

  11. Enough said. By AprilDayDesigns. Available through Etsy.

  12. “V-day is for vulvas.” By PussyPost. Available through Etsy.

  13. So cheesy. By Felix d’Eon. Available through Etsy.

  14. The best crossover ever. By ProyectoAlegria. Available through Etsy.

  15. For the Steven Universe fan. By MarcyVamp. Available through Etsy.

  16. Glad we’re still horsin’ around together. Available through JustWink.com

h/t: BuzzFeed

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