George W. Bush Is A Painter, And Not Terrible
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Portrait of the artist as a golfer. Photo Credit: Getty Images[/caption]
Though hitherto known only for taking some artistic license with the Constitution and performance art pieces like almost choking to death on a pretzel, George W. Bush (remember him?) has evidently moved into the serious art world. So far, the only paintings that have surfaced are the three linked to - a portrait of himself in the bathtub, a portrait of himself in the shower and a painting of a house, but who knows what other masterpieces may be coming out soon -- George Bush in the sauna? George Bush in a jacuzzi?
The possibilities are infinite -- and may include an infinity pool.
Personally, we're waiting to hear about Dick Cheney's macrame hobby coming to light.
