Golden Eagle Caught On Camera Kidnapping Baby

Who said Canada was friendlier than the US?

A golden eagle was videotaped snatching a toddler — we repeat, snatching a toddler — in Montreal. Luckily the little tyke was quickly dropped by the eagle as the father tried to chase him down. How’s that for a terrifying sight? Your kid being taken away by AN EAGLE.

There is a bit of swearing from the videographer, who had the decency to run over to see if the poor slash totally-amazing-for-the-rest-of-his-life child was okay. He seemed unharmed, and like a total badass.

Maybe the Mayans were on to something about this week.