“Golden Girls” Granny Panties Make The Perfect Christmas Present

And yes, Blanche's are crotchless.

We’re still bereft that there won’t be a Golden Girls Lego set, but we take solace in the fact that we can now buy underwear emblazoned with the visage of Dorothy, Rose, Blanche or Sophia.


Utah housewife Candice Pugh is selling these golden granny panties on etsy, along with a variety of other designs—including Star Wars, “Feel the Bern,” Our Lady of Guadalupe. (We’re partial to the Ryan Gosling-with-kitties pair.)


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