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“Golden Girls” Granny Panties Make The Perfect Christmas Present

And yes, Blanche's are crotchless.

We’re still bereft that there won’t be a Golden Girls Lego set, but we take solace in the fact that we can now buy underwear emblazoned with the visage of Dorothy, Rose, Blanche or Sophia.

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Utah housewife Candice Pugh is selling these golden granny panties on etsy, along with a variety of other designs—including Star Wars, “Feel the Bern,” Our Lady of Guadalupe. (We’re partial to the Ryan Gosling-with-kitties pair.)

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Dan Avery is a writer-editor who focuses on culture, breaking news and LGBT rights. His work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Advocate and elsewhere.
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