Grammys Red Carpet: We Dress The Stars Like Boring Prudes
Have y'all heard the bad news? The Grammys red carpet is going to be a snoozefest this year due to a stupid dress code. No wonder Toni Braxton is staying home Sunday night...
Among the ridiculous demands? “Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered…thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare flesh under covers of the buttocks and buttock crack.”
And don't even ask about side boob.
“Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
We assume this has thrown every star attending into a tizzy so, to help them out, we decided to class up their looks from past Grammys with the help of some more prudeish red carpet dressers.
Check out our work below.
Rihanna
Rihanna love to flash a little cleavage, but that can't be happening this year Ri Ri. So why not go elegant and comfortable like the majestic Dame Judi Dench. It will be easier to walk around, far more comfortable to sit and you can probably hide tons of weed inside that thing.
Beyonce
If she can't go sheer and show off that banging body there has got to be some way for Bey to let everyone know she is Queen. This is the only suitable replacement.
Jennifer Lopez
She made fashion history with her revealing Versace, but this year e are thinking Jen shoudl just show off some legs and take a cue from her mortal enemy (we assume) Jennifer Garner.
Neil Patrick Harris
This slore is all about undoing those buttons it seems. Get it together like DeGeneres man.
Katy Perry
She is doing it right! In 2011 she was questionable, but she cleaned up her act in 2012. Good for you Katy!
