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In what may be one of the greatest, and without doubt falsest, stories of the year, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss apparently got in to a huge fight at Topshop CEO Sir Philip Green's private birthday party in Mexico over the weekend. Weird, sounds just like our weekend!

Gwyneth was apparently running down the beach (we believe this) when she ran past Kate Moss taking a stroll and eating some "crisps" (we also believe this). Gwyn decided to stop when Kate asked, "Oi, what you out jogging for?" Her response: "So I don't look like you when I get old."

Kate did not take this very well and apparently spit and threw said crisps at Mrs. Martin while telling her she needed some carbs. Food fight in Mexico, takes us back to our youth.

Now the way this story plays like some serious feud is completely ridiculous, but we could see this conversation going down in a totally joking way. And we gotta be honest, Gwyn really could use some carbs and we could all use a good jog.

Small problem however, Gwyneth is 39 to Kate's 38  so the "old" comment seems a bit made up out of place.

In the end, we just hope these two rich white girls were able to settle their differences and enjoy their fully paid for private vacation after this incident, surrounded by friends like Kate Hudson, Naomi Campbell, Leonardo DiCaprio and Stevie Wonder.

Gwyneth pal row [The Sun]