It’s a truth universally acknowledged that the older we get, the more embarrassing our dance moves grow. Gwyneth “Cool Mom” Paltrow brought the heat on New Year’s Eve when she danced onstage at husband Chris Martin’s Coldplay/Jay-Z concert, but seemed to leave everyone (including her children) feeling a little cold. Daughter Apple seemed more inclined to bust a move with dad Chris…after Gwyneth moved to the other side of the stage.
To be fair, I’ve never seen a 40-year old who isn’t Janet Jackson move successfully to a beat and the Queen of G.O.O.P. is giving her suburban mom best without spilling a drop of champagne (like a boss). A head-bob here, a step-touch there and she already looks totally ready for her first Zumba class of 2013. Tracy Anderson will be so proud.