Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A $15,000 Dildo On Her Website

"For those who understand that you can't put a price on pleasure."

Gwyneth Paltrow is hawking a $15,000 24-karat gold dildo on her overpriced luxury shopping site Goop this week, and if the sight of it doesn’t make you double over with laughter, reading her description of the expensive toy definitely will.

“Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art,” the 43-year-old actress writes as an introduction to the site’s first-ever sex issue, which she explains was “inspired by a recipe for homemade lube.”

“It made us feel awkward, and shy, and like we were doing something dangerous—when we intellectually know that it shouldn’t be that way, that female sexuality isn’t taboo, that it isn’t embarrassing, and that it shouldn’t be wrapped up in so much shame,” wrote Paltrow.

Calling the line of products “one of the more important ones” she’s promoted, Paltrow also recommends a variety of other overpriced sex toys, including a $535 leather whip, a $395 set of nipple clamps, and a $60 picture book of butts.

h/t World of Wonder

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