Heads up guys, Gwyneth Paltrow, that Oscar-winning woman who puts out a weekly newsletter urging us all to buy $5,000 leggings and eat soups made of kale and acai berries, stars in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time and has done major ads for the likes of Estee Lauder and Max Factor, is super, super mad that Vanity Fair may put her on their cover without her consent.

She's a really private person after all.

That's right kids, after taking a brief hiatus from making all of our heads spin with her perplexing, and, dare we say, hypocritical behaviors, Gwyneth is back, mad as hell and not taking it any more, because Vanity Fair, the magazine that has run roughly 13 Marilyn Monroe covers in the past two years,  plans to put her on their cover. The horror!

Never one to take anything sitting down, Miss Paltrow decided to email all her friends (Sadly, we weren't on the blast.) and tell them the following:

"Vanity Fair" is threatening to put me on the cover of their magazine. If you are asked for quotes or comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again.

Don't you just hate it when magazines get all "threatening" about putting you on the cover?

We're not entirely sure who received this email, but if the Goopster really wants to make the magazine suffer she better get Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn and Princess Diana on board with this boycott, as we are fairly certain they are the only celebs VF features these days.

h/t: The Cut