Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Hip-Hop Inspired Clutch Line Is Equal Parts Chic And Hilarious

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Gwyneth Paltrow, actress/singer/mother/one-half of a conscious uncouple has teamed up with Edie Parker–the custom, acrylic handbag brand to the stars–for a new line of clutches for Paltrow’s lifestyle website, GOOP.

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If you’re not familiar with Edie Parker, you’ve probably seen their clutches on virtually every red carpet in the past few years…

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Paltrow has long sung her praises of hi-hop from the golden 90s to today–she even got herself into some hot water after a cringe-worthy tweet while watching Kanye West and Jay-Z demonstrated her easy appropriation of a certain word.

It’s no wonder that Patlrow (who cites Jay and Bey amongst her close friends) immortalized Jay-Z nickname “Hov” on one clutch option.

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And then, of course, Mr. Slim “No homo, bro!” Shady… (or just a nod to being a woman and gay man in 2015?).

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We also have to pay our respects to where it all began.

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If you’re suddenly thinking, “I really need an acrylic clutch in my life,” you are not alone.

Good thing these clutches can be yours for ONLY $1,695.

Gwyneth, you slay us, queen.

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