So, this is a thing from China: “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.” A real thing? Maybe not. But nonetheless...

Ladies steppin' out on the town bare-legged can avoid the gazes of lascivious creepers with a visual assault created by "anti-Wolf stockings." That's curious. Because we know of a kind of wolf who might be interested in hairy legs, too. Come to think of it, bears also like hairy legs.

Alternatively, if you're hairless twink tired of looking like you haven't hit puberty, look no further for an instant transition to otter status.

h/t: ChinaSmack.com