Broke-Ass Halloween: 'Revenge' Madeline Stowe
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Great news everyone! We can all finally stop being embarrassed and admit we watch Revenge as EVERYONE watches Revenge. I am so excited for tonight that I watched a 30-second clip five times for absolutely no reason. I am at the point where I will do nothing at 10 pm on Wednesday evenings because I don't even want to wait to watch this show on DVR. And you all know you feel the same.
So let's dress up like Madeline Stowe this Halloween. She is an American icon and the world's most amazing fake smiler. Ever. And don't worry about not having a Victoria Grayson budget, we are doing this broke-ass style for five bucks.
What You Will Need:
Tightest Dress You Own / Can Find (Free.)
Highest Heels You Own / Can Find (Free.)
Baking Powder (You have some.)
Water (Again, you got it.)
Black Wig (5 bucks here.)
How To Put It Together:
1. Do not eat for a week before. Well, it's already Wednesday so just stop eating now. Like, right now.
2. Suck it in, lay down on your bed, grab some help -- just get on that super tight dress.
3. Stand in front of the mirror and practice your smile. You want it to say: "I am so pleasant but I know you are f***ing my husband and I will destroy you."
4. Mix together baking powder and water until it makes a whitish paste. Apply to all visible skin on body.
5. Put on wig.
6. Put on heels.
And there you go! You are now ice princess Madeline Stowe. Walk around all night feeling better than everyone and, if you have a bodyguard, get him to push a woman off the roof or something (joke, please don't. Seriously). For even more fun grab a pal to be Emily Van Camp, you just have to switch the black wig for a blond one!
Isn't Halloween fun!?
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