Happy Birthday Ian Thorpe! Ten Times He Was Our Wet Dream
Behold the Thorpedo
Australian Water Deity Ian Thorpe has more Olympic gold medals than any other Australian in history, winning three gold and two silvers at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, and two more gold at the 2004 Athens Games.
After years of denials, Ian came out as gay last year, and we're glad that he's finally able to live his truth.
Today is his his 33rd birthday, so let's take at Ian doing what he does best.
Wearing the hell out of a Speedo.