Max competes in the Mr. Super Gay Chicago pageant, and gets a makeover from Jane
In the first of this week’s episodes, Dave and Alex train Max for the Mr. Super Gay Chicago Pageant.
“I went to orientation and the competition is stiff. Okay, they disqualified that guy, but the rest of the competition is pretty good.”
Max’s answer to everything: Shoving his hands down his pants.
“This pageant is a disaster. It’s worse than the time I saw Bette Midler get on a horse.”
“This Pete thing has been such a rollercoaster. Ups … downs … barfing.”
“I want to see only whites. Dark pupils right to the back … I realize that that sounds bad.”
Sonny and … Gaga?
Chase (guest star Mark-Paul Gosselaar), the ex-roommate whose life Max ruined, says he’d like to take revenge and do the same thing to Max, but Max’s life is so pathetic it’s “un-sabotagable.” Can Jane remedy that?
“You’ve got lots of bad areas. You’re like the Oakland of gay guys.”
“Jane, I’m in your undiagnosed OCD hands.”
Obviously, Jane has a flaw chart for everyone
This isn’t the last we’ve seen of Chase
What did you think of last night’s episodes?