Happy Father’s Day: Golden Gifts For Your Sugar Daddy

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This Father’s Day, let’s not just honor biological dads, let’s honor sugar daddies—those great men who alow their wealth ease them into the hearts (and beds) of younger beauties:  Moneymakers like Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump, Ellen DeGeneres. Many of us have benefited from a gentleman willing to pick up the check, take us on vacation, or spoil us with overpriced gifts and treats. And this holiday should celebrate them, too.

But you don’t want to skimp on a Father’s Day present for your sugar daddy. He’s been footin’ the bill all year—this is your chance to show him it’s not about the money (even if it is).

10 Last-Minute Gifts of Gold for a Super Sugar Daddy

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Miansai’s solid-gold iPhone case
This made-to-order solid 14K gold iPhone case is probably something he doesn’t have, or maybe even need. But it screams wealth and importance, and it’ll cost you a pretty penny. Well, actually one million pennies since it retails for $10,000. (Maybe just get him this Incipio gold iPhone case for $30.)

 

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Emporio Armani aviator sunglasses
A rework of the classic ’70s pilot sunglasses, these aviators will help him throw “shade” at anyone dissing May-December relationships. Plus, they look like the pair Carrie wore in Sex & The City 2. ($175)

 

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Gary Majdell swim wear
For the gay-on-a-budget with little coin but a sugar daddy really who likes to flaunt it: a gold football bikini or Rocky Horror-inspired trunks will do the trick. And each is under $20.

 

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S’well gold water bottle
Keep him cool and hydrated in with this stylish limited-edition S’well gold water bottle that holds up to 17 ounces. (For $100, it should hold 17 ounces of Patron.)

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Jimmy Choo slip-ons
Have him channel Liberace with a pair of Jimmy Choo Sloane slippers with a black-and-gold paisley finish ($557) or a glittery brushed-gold finish. A steal at $650.

 

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Foundwell corkscrew and bottle opener
Give him the key to a wine bottle—and your heart. Same difference, right? ($895)

 

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Gold cuff links.
Is your daddy a doctor? Add a little bling to his thing with caduceus cufflinks from David Donahue ($15). Not an MD? Go for the Burberry golden pups cuffs ($275).

 

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Brioni dinner jacket
Technically an off-gold metallic, this shawl-collar wool-and-silk blend dinner jacket from Brioni looks like a million bucks. Pair it with those paisley Jimmy Choos and you’ll have him questioning exactly who is the daddy in your relationship. ($3,850.)

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Jacquard pattern silk robe
Comes with a detachable sash, perfect for some Fifty Shades of Grey action. ($115)

 

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Calvin Klein luggage
Trying to get your daddy out of the house and out of your hair? A bus ticket and this 28-inch spinner from Calvin Klein are the perfect hint. ($156)